Greg Weisman …

Greg: Oh hey fandom. Supermartian? Some of you aren’t fans? Here, have a whole season where we fix that.

Me: Oh hey, they’re actually so cute!

Season 2: Supermartian.

Greg: Oh look, Roy is a jerk? Let’s give him an intense emotional backstory and make you sympathize.

Me: DAMN IT ALL TO HELL. ROY, WHY?? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO YOU? ORIGINAL ROY YOUR BEAUTIFUL ARMS WHY CAN’T YOU EVER KEEP THEM.

Season 2: Oh yeah, he’s not here either. Call back later.

Greg: Oh hey look, let’s have a whole season filled with nothing but sexual tension between Wally and Artemis. Oh, what’s that? You want me to resolve it? Okay, have this kiss.

Me: Explosions

Season 2: Yeah, no. See above.

Greg: Kaldur? What’s this? He’s amazing and you love him?

Me: Yes to all.

Season 2: Lol what? Are you listening at all?